Sunday, September 15, 2013

What is 2*2?

Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 * 2 ?"  
  • The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".
  • The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.98 and 4.02".
  • The mathematician cogitates for a while, then announces: "I don't know what the answer is, but I can tell you, an answer exists!".
  • Philosopher smiles: "But what do you mean by 2 * 2 ?"
  • Logician replies: "Please define 2 * 2 more precisely."
  • The sociologist: "I don't know, but is was nice talking about it".
  • Behavioral Ecologist: "A polygamous mating system".
  • Medical Student : "4" 
  • All others looking astonished : "How did you know ??" Medical Student : :I memorized it."

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